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    You Must Be Joking...

    Can't see a thread like this anywhere, so please merge if I missed it.

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    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

    The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's not so bad."
    When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.

    Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith..."


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    Or my favourite joke of all time...

    An Eight & a Nought were walking down the street, when the Nought turns to the Eight & says: "I still don't understand why you wear your belt so tight!"


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    I see you created this thread to dominate it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafa_SLB_ View Post
    I see you created this thread to dominate it all
    You just be joking!


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    Love that! (first one)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafa_SLB_ View Post
    I see you created this thread to dominate it all
    Well i didn't understood but it might be because of my knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafa_SLB_ View Post
    Well i didn't understood but it might be because of my knowledge
    You didn't understand the joke or me starting a joke thread?

    (Serious question, not being sarcastic or anything.)
    Last edited by Xemik; 17th August 2012 at 10:11 PM.


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    "The game is about glory, it is about doing things in style and with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom.”
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    A simpsons quote:
    Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
    Like Dyeor Bye said, help us with the spelling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xemik View Post
    You didn't understand the joke or me starting a joke thread?

    (Serious question, not being sarcastic or anything.)
    I'm clearly dumb, i quoted the wrong thing

    What i wanted to say is that i didn't understand this joke -> An Eight & a Nought were walking down the street, when the Nought turns to the Eight & says: "I still don't understand why you wear your belt so tight!"

 

 

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