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    My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

    Then we walked to a third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.


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    Somebody wasn't very sharp here, eh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xemik View Post
    My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

    Then we walked to a third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
    "...every match makes me want to go outside and find a tree to have a fight with." -Rye

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    A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news".

    "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.

    The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live."

    "That's terrible", said the patient, "but how can the news possibly be worse?"

    The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."


 

 

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